A political compass meme featuring various Wojak reactions to a news headline about a thief being injured by a stolen St. Michael statue, with the statue itself depicted in the center.

A political compass meme showing a news article in the center. The article headline reads 'Thief steals St. Michael statue from church, trips, and is injured by the angel's sword'. Around the article, four Wojak characters show different reactions: distressed (top-left), an angelic figure (top-right), injured and crying (bottom-left), and laughing with schadenfreude (bottom-right). A photo of a St. Michael statue is below the headline.

CNA Catholic News Agency Donate Thief steals St. Michael statue from church, trips, and is injured by the angel's sword St. Michael the Archangel. | Credit: Flickr / thederek412 (CC BY 2.0)