A satirical social media post using a lifeguard analogy to critique 'pro-life' political stances.
A screenshot of a Facebook post by Andrew Brown stating that lifeguards shouldn't save people from riptides unless they provide them with lifetime rent and groceries, otherwise they are just 'anti-drowning' not 'pro-life'.
Andrew Brown 5 minutes ago · Lifeguards, you shouldn’t ever pull anyone out of a riptide unless you can commit to providing them with a lifetime supply of free rent and groceries. Otherwise you’re not really pro-life, just anti-drowning.