A bar chart satirically comparing the length of the offensive on Mala Tokmachka to famous historical sieges.

A bar chart titled 'Russia's Offensive on Mala Tokmachka Has Surpassed Greatest Historical Sieges' showing Mala Tokmachka at 1500 days, followed by Gibraltar, Carthage, Leningrad, Rome, Alexandria, La Rochelle, Jerusalem, and Constantinople.

Russia’s Offensive on Mala Tokmachka Has Surpassed Greatest Historical Sieges Mala Tokmachka 1500 Gibraltar 1320 Carthage 1100 Leningrad 872 Rome 730 Alexandria 450 La Rochelle 427 Jerusalem 150 Constantinople 53 number of days