A satirical meme depicting a progressive using various biblical interpretations of Jesus to justify their current political arguments while admitting they don't believe in him.

A line-drawn man with multiple arms like Doctor Octopus, each reaching toward text bubbles. The text bubbles say 'Jesus was an anti-government radical', 'Jesus said to pay your taxes', 'Jesus whipped money-changers, so rioting is ok', and 'Jesus was a pacifist, so you shouldn't own guns'. At the bottom, it says: 'Sorry conservatives, Jesus (who I don't believe in) supports WHATEVER I WANT'.

Jesus was an anti-government radical Jesus said to pay your taxes Jesus whipped money- changers, so rioting is ok Jesus was a pacifist, so you shouldn't own guns Sorry conservatives, Jesus (who I don't believe in) supports WHATEVER I WANT